Tuesday 20 December 2011

How to Woo a Girl

Kayla arrives at the house this morning, to Legend's delight.

He runs up to her.
"Kayla! Kayla! Kayla here!
Kiss? Kiss Kayla? Kiss?"

He goes in for a smooch but Kayla hides behind my leg.
Legend - "Kayla kiss? Kiss?" He puckers his lips and holds out his arms for an embrace.

Me - "Kayla, do you want to hug Legend?"
She shakes her head no. Usually she is all for smooches, but not first thing in the morning.

Legend accepts the rejection gracefully. He starts dancing, bent at the waist, chicken-wing arms, and wiggling his torso back and forth, all while singing "Wooo-wooo! Woooo-wooo!" with every wiggle.

He sure knows how to charm the ladies.

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