Legend - "Why do boy cows... bulls... not like humans? They think humans are dangerous. Why?"
Me - "Humans are dangerous. We eat meat. What do you think steak is?"
Legend - "Steak is a cow?"
Me - "Yep."
Legend - "I like eating cows."
Me - "Yeah, me too. But you can see why they think we are dangerous then. We even steal their milk. Cow's milk is what is in the fridge in the jugs."
Legend points at my chest - "Just like there is milk in your jugs."
