Friday 9 March 2012

Whose Bum?

Legend has a very scrawny tushy. He is a tall, skinny boy and the skinniest part of him is his little bum. It is difficult to find pants that fit him because, if they are long enough, they are almost always too wide and slip right off his butt. His pants are even less likely to stay up now that he is out of diapers, making his bum even smaller.


Legend's pants are barely hanging on his hips, threatening to slip off at every move. Legend is even aware of it and holds them up while he walks around.

Me - "Those pants don't fit at all, do they? I think maybe those are Cash's pants; they are slipping right off your little bum."
Legend is offended - "No! That's Legend's bum. Not Cash's bum. I'm pooping in there."
He pats his bottom to punctuate his point.

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