My floor looks like a pig's trough after lunch time, so I pull out the vacuum for a much needed mid-day cleaning.
After vacuuming, I put the vacuum down on the floor for a minute while I tend to Legend's spaghetti sauce face.
Cash seems to think I have misplaced the vacuum. He stands over it pointing.
Cash - "Here it is, auntie. Here is your back."
Me - "My back?"
Cash, still pointing at the vacuum - "Yeah, auntie. Here is your hairy back."
Me - "I think you mean vacuum."
Cash nods casually - "Yeah. That's right."
The question is: where has he heard the phrase "hairy back" before?
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