Monday 9 July 2012

The Penis

Legend is in the bath, looking down at his wee wee.
Legend - "Wee wee. Use to pee."
Me - "That's right."
Legend - "Got a hole in it."
Me - "Yes. That's where the pee comes out."
Legend - "Sometimes it grows bigger." He smiles. Mommy exists the conversation in fits of laughter.
Daddy - "Yes, that happens."
Legend - "Then wee wee gets small." He frowns.
Legend - "Bigger." He smiles.  "Smaller." He frowns.  "Bigger." Smile.  "Smaller." Frown.
Daddy - "Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about it too."

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