Tuesday 8 May 2012

Grapes

I put grapes on Legend's lunch plate.
Legend bites one, suspiciously. He has had grapes many times before and has enjoyed them.
Legend - "YyyyyyUCK! It's too gross."
Me - "What is?"
Legend - "Strawberries too gross."
Me - "You mean grapes." I taste one. "They are delicious."
Legend - "Grapes?"
Me - "Yes, grapes."
Legend - "Okay." 
He proceeds to eat them all then ask for more.


Later..

Legend wakes up from his nap bawling his poor little eyes out.
I race up the stairs to his room to find him curled up in his bed crying to himself, eyes closed tight.
Me - "Legend! Legend! What's wrong? Are you okay?"
He looks up at me pitifully - "My grapes! My grapes fall down outside! Dirty! My grapes!"

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