Legend, Cody and I are at the pool getting dressed after a great time swimming. Legend is naked standing on the bench.
Legend looks down at his belly and grins - "Belly button?"
Me, reaching in for a tickle - "I see your belly button!" He giggles.
Legend looks lower - "Wee wee?"
Me - "Yep. That's your wee wee."
Legend turns his head sideways and leans over toward his Daddy who is also naked.
"Wee wee, Daddy?"
Daddy - "Yep. I have one too."
Legend - "BIG WEE WEE!"
Daddy, trying to change the subject - "Thanks. I have a belly button too. Where is your belly button, Legend?"
Legend looks down - "Legend's wee wee."
And then I died laughing and was no help whatsoever.
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