Monday, 16 July 2012

Where Not to Pee

As we are leaving the beach, Legend announces that he has to pee.

Daddy - "Oh, can you hold it until we get home?"
Legend - "No. I gotta pee on the tree." He juts his hips out toward a nearby tree.
The beach is a bit crowded, but Daddy finds a bush and sets Legend up behind it.
Legend - "No. I can't pee."

So we head to the car.
Legend climbs into his car seat.
He admonishes himself - "Don't pee in car seat."
Me - "That's right. You can pee when we get home in the toilet."

Cody jumps in the driver's seat.
Legend - "Daddy. Don't pee in your pants in the car, Daddy; Mommy will get mad."

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