"________ YOU!"

Me - "Legend, please come get your shoes on now."
He completely ignores me.

Me - "Legend, please come get your shoes on now."
Legend - "No thank you."

Me, more firmly - "Yes please. We are going outside now. Please come get your shoes on."
Legend walks up to me and screams - "NO!"

Me, more than a little annoyed - "Legend. Do not yell at mommy. Come here and put your shoes on right now."

Legend's face turns red as he screams - "BLESS YOU!"

Well, my friend, you will learn more "appropriate" words in time, but I am glad to see you haven't learned them quite yet.

Time. Out.