Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Knowledge of Dora Necessary

Legend is hiding behind the long curtain in the dining room.

Me - "Legend, where are you? Hm. I don't see Legend anywhere. Sneaky Legend! Where are you?"
Legend jumps out from behind the curtain.

Legend - "I'm sneeeeeeaaakkyyyyyy Swiper!" He advances on Daddy menacingly. 
Daddy puts his hand out to stop him - "Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no Swiping!"

Legend quickly turns back to the curtain. - "Oh man!"
Daddy - "That sneaky Swiper is always trying to swipe our stuff!"

Repeat.

Take note: If you yell "so-and-so, no swiping!" at some one three times before they mug you, it works as a magic charm. They can't swipe your stuff. Dora said it so it must be true.

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