Duet

Legend comes out of the bath with an (unrecognizable) song in his heart. He lies on his towel singing random words.

Legend - "Wa-ter, mommy, lala, stop, lala..."
Me - "Stop! In the name of love! Before you break my heart. Think it Oooooverrr."
Legend - 'Oooooveerrrrr!"

Me - "Yeah! Sing Legend. Stop!"
Legend - "Stop!"
Me - "In the name of love! Say Love, Legend!"
Legend, giggles - "Love."
Me - "Before you break my heart."
Legend puts his hand to his chest - "Heart."
Me - "Think it Ooooovverrrrr."
Legend, with back-up singer hand motions and everything - "Ooooovverrrrr."

Legend - "Wait! lala lalalala."
Me - "No, it's Stop!"
Legend - "Wait! Wait! Stop! Lalalalala..."
Me - "In the name of love."
Legend - "Love."
Me - "Before you break my heart."
Legend - "Heart."
Me - "Think it..."
In unison - "Oooooovverrrrrr." We got it. We're awesome.

Legend, loving it - "Wait! lalala!"
Me - "Not wait. Stop!"
Legend - "Stop!"
...

Pretty sure we would have kicked butt at karaoke, or at least fit in with the drunks.